You Are What You Eat

As the old saying goes, you are what you eat. And so is your cum. Splooge is, after all, a bodily secretion. I'm sure you already know that when you drink coffee or eat asparagus your urine has a very distinctive scent. Well semen responds the same way to food intake. So, in addition to taking SapparOt, if you want to make your cum taste better try the following guidelines.

Just remember, you shouldn't sacrifice your health for your splooge. But know that the body takes from 12-24 hours to serete out food that has been ingested. So if you plan right and take SapparOt, you just might have the sweetest spunk your partner has ever tasted.


What To Eat

First off, drink lots of water. It cleanses your system and flushes out toxins. It also helps to improve the texture of your semen.

Sugary fruits will make your cum sweeter. Specific fruits to check out include:

  • Pineapple (or SapparOt!)
  • Melon
  • Mango
  • Apples
  • Grapes

Parsley, wheatgrass and celery are also recommended to help sweeten your splooge, likely due to their high amounts of chlorophyll.

Cranberry and citrus fruits are recommended to help counter the "bleachy" quality of semen.

Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon all have strong flavors that help to influence the taste of cum in a positive way.

Ginger and other flavors of tea have also been known to improve the flavor of spunk and to aid in the detoxification process.


What NOT To Eat

Just as there are many foods that can give you better tasting cum, there are just as many that have the opposite effect.

Try to avoid foods and beverages that are toxic to the body. This includes:

  • Alcohol
  • Street Drugs
  • Nicotine
  • Caffeinated Beverages
  • Junk Foods (the chemicals and preservatives have a tendency to pollute semen's taste)

Vegetables with overpowering scents and flavors are also harmful to the taste of cum. These include:

  • Garlic
  • Onion
  • Cauliflower
  • Broccoli
  • Asparagus

Red meat can also make your semen taste bad, as can fish. And dairy products like milk and cheese can give your spunk a salty flavor.